March

KUMAR: What Makes A Man A Man

27 – 31 March 2013
Esplanade Theatre

Hot shot, macho, strong, burly, fierce, garang, solid, grunting, ball-scratching, hunter-gathering provider – of laughs! In a word: KUMAR! No one man in Singapore has had such a wide-reaching impact on our society. He’s blazed trails dressed as a female while never ever denying he is truly MALE. What makes a MAN a MAN? Only Kumar can answer that with wicked humour and side-splitting laughs. This is One Round of Stand up Comedy heaven you can’t afford to miss! Ding Ding!

What makes a man a man? Listen to Kumar –

He’ll talk

He’ll walk

He’ll “wah lao eh” not give a fuck about whether or not you squirm in your seat or laugh till you piss about his take on men’s clothes or taking off men‘s clothes. He’ll talk about “MAN” fashion with passion and how everything “also action”.

October

Broadway Beng®! Benging You Back To Basics

10 – 27 October 2013
Drama Centre Theatre

This October, Sebastian Tan is back as Singapore’s Beloved Broadway singing, “Hokkien-Spiaking”, “Hamsum” Ah Beng. He’s going to make you ooh and aah at his velvety “Ge Tai” singing voice and laugh until you “peng” (“collapse”) with his unique brand of humour.

In the last 7 years, Broadway Beng® has “pia” (strike) with you, “chio” (laugh) with you and “jio” (invited) you from a small theatre in Robertson Walk until he “Jiak Liu Lian” (eat durian) with you at the Esplanade.

This year, Broadway Beng is Benging you Back to Basics at the Drama Centre. He’ll be sharing his heart with his fellow heartlanders. Talking about life with mother, his father and his aunties and uncles, about the price of pork and the rise of his cock – humour, he’ll show us how to make life easier in busy Singapore and trust him, there’s only one way … LAUGHING YOUR HEART OUT!

He’s FUNNY, he’s LOCAL and he’s OLD SCHOOL COCKADOODADOO … AND he’s also benging sexy back! In these tough times in Singapore, Broadway Beng is more Beng for your Buck! So come join us and Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!

December

Crazy Christmas™ Ting Tong Belles!

11 – 22 December 2013
Esplanade Theatre

It’s that time of year when the world falls in love… Crazy in Love with Christmas! For this year’s Christmas bonus – the Dim Sum Dollies® will make their comeback! Selena Tan and Pam Oei welcome their newest Dolly, Denise Tan! They will be joined by other “Ting Tong Belles” – Petrina Kow, Mina Kaye, Glory Ngim, Seong Hui Xuan and Judee Tan. All the girls are coming together to sing, dance, laugh and love their hearts out. Only girls? Ok… ok so Sebastian Tan manages to crash this party as a “Broadway Beng®” and Kumar’s always game for a little elvish fun, so you know you’re in for a fantastic time! From trishaw sleigh rides to Frosty’s pet gripes, from girly crushes to Candy Crushers, from Jingle Bells to Ting Tong Belles – it’s the year-end favourite that’s sure to get you singing and laughing all the way Ho! Ho! Home from the Esplanade. Oh! And did we mention? We’ll throw in the sultry sounds of Vocaluptuous for some yuletide joy!